Unhinged
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After ten years. Wait, make that thousands of years, the war between the donkeys and the monkeys has escalated to the point where, um, where parrots have turned carnviorous and pigs are forced to wear togas. You see, there's war and chaos and fighting. Lots of fighting. Let's see... oh, there's five factions that have evolved as the chaotic war wages on. We haven't been to this plane before and who knows when we're coming back, so I'm not sure what impact it has with the larger Magic story. I'm sure some object in the world is a piece of Karn somehow. Who am I kidding? There's probably like five of you still reading. Look, I'll be honest with you. Unhinged has no story. There's no novel forthcoming. Nothing has any logic to it. There's no point to anything. It's just funny. It's unlike any Magic expansion you've ever played. Well, except Unglued. It's a lot like Unglued. But bigger. And weirder. And funnier.
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Rod of Spanking
Artist: | Card Number: 127/140 | Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Condition: | Cost: 1 | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Rod of Spanking | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Artist: | Card Number: 57/140 | Card Type: Creature - Demon Child | Color: Black | Condition: | Cost: 8BB | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil | Pow/Tgh: 8/8 | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
Artist: | Card Number: 87/140 | Card Type: Creature - Slug | Color: Red | Condition: | Cost: 3R | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug | Pow/Tgh: 3/1 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Uktabi Kong
Artist: | Card Number: 115/140 | Card Type: Creature - Ape | Color: Green | Condition: | Cost: 5GGG | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Uktabi Kong | Pow/Tgh: 8/8 | Rarity: R | Set Name: Unhinged
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Mana Screw
Artist: | Card Number: 18/140 | Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Condition: | Cost: 1 | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Mana Screw | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Stone-Cold Basilisk
Artist: | Card Number: 112/140 | Card Type: Creature - Basilisk | Color: Green | Condition: | Cost: 4G | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Stone-Cold Basilisk | Pow/Tgh: 2{1/2}/5 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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S.N.O.T.
Artist: | Card Number: 111/140 | Card Type: Creature - Ooze | Color: Green | Condition: | Cost: G | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: S.N.O.T. | Pow/Tgh: *{^2}/*{^2} | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Side to Side
Artist: | Card Number: 110/140 | Card Type: Instant | Color: Green | Condition: | Cost: 2G | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Side to Side | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Creature Guy
Artist: | Card Number: 93/140 | Card Type: Creature - Beast | Color: Green | Condition: | Cost: 3G | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Creature Guy | Pow/Tgh: 3/3 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Deal Damage
Artist: | Card Number: 74/140 | Card Type: Instant | Color: Red | Condition: | Cost: 2RR | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Deal Damage | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Bad Ass
Artist: | Card Number: 49/140 | Card Type: Creature - Donkey Zombie | Color: Black | Condition: | Cost: 2BB | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Bad Ass | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/1 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Magical Hacker
Artist: | Card Number: 37/140 | Card Type: Creature - Human Gamer | Color: Blue | Condition: | Cost: 1U | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Magical Hacker | Pow/Tgh: 1/2 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Pygmy Giant
Artist: | Card Number: 85/140 | Card Type: Creature - Giant | Color: Red | Condition: | Cost: 1RR | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Pygmy Giant | Pow/Tgh: 0/2 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Keeper of the Sacred Word
Artist: | Card Number: 101/140 | Card Type: Creature - Human Druid | Color: Green | Condition: | Cost: 2G | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Keeper of the Sacred Word | Pow/Tgh: 2/3 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Wordmail
Artist: | Card Number: 22/140 | Card Type: Enchantment - Aura | Color: White | Condition: | Cost: W | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Wordmail | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Bosom Buddy
Artist: | Card Number: 3/140 | Card Type: Creature - Elephant Townsfolk | Color: White | Condition: | Cost: 3W | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Bosom Buddy | Pow/Tgh: 1/4 | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Dumb Ass
Artist: | Card Number: 75/140 | Card Type: Creature - Donkey Barbarian | Color: Red | Condition: | Cost: 2R | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Dumb Ass | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Loose Lips
Artist: | Card Number: 36/140 | Card Type: Enchantment - Aura | Color: Blue | Condition: | Cost: U | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Loose Lips | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Mouth to Mouth
Artist: | Card Number: 40/140 | Card Type: Sorcery | Color: Blue | Condition: | Cost: 3U | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Mouth to Mouth | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | Set Name: Unhinged
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Red-Hot Hottie
Artist: | Card Number: 86/140 | Card Type: Creature - Elemental | Color: Red | Condition: | Cost: 2RR | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Red-Hot Hottie | Pow/Tgh: 2/5 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Smart Ass
Artist: | Card Number: 45/140 | Card Type: Creature - Donkey Wizard | Color: Blue | Condition: | Cost: 2U | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Smart Ass | Pow/Tgh: 2{1/2}/1 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Artist: | Card Number: 29/140 | Card Type: Creature - Bird | Color: Blue | Condition: | Cost: 1U | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Carnivorous Death-Parrot | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Duh
Artist: | Card Number: 52/140 | Card Type: Instant | Color: Black | Condition: | Cost: B | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Duh | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Fat Ass
Artist: | Card Number: 95/140 | Card Type: Creature - Donkey Shaman | Color: Green | Condition: | Cost: 4G | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Fat Ass | Pow/Tgh: 2/3{1/2} | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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Goblin Mime
Artist: | Card Number: 78/140 | Card Type: Creature - Goblin Mime | Color: Red | Condition: | Cost: 1R | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Goblin Mime | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: C | Set Name: Unhinged
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